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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Daddy?

Surprise! 1-in-25 Dads Not the Real Father

About 4 percent of men may unknowingly be raising a child that really belongs to the mailman or some other guy, researchers speculate in a new study.

Here's the real news: With modern methods, the truth will become known more frequently.


Look for EPT+DNA tests on store shelves in the future.
I can see the commercial now. A young couple, very much in love, sitting on the sofa vomiting out their emotions.

Woman :"Who do we tell first? Your parents or mine?"

Man:"Well, first we tell your parents and then after the baby is born and we do a swab test then we will tell mine or the parents of the guy who you have been banging on the side. After that I will hire a lawyer to ruin your life!!"

EPT+DNA Voice Over:
"EPT+DNA, Be Positive. Be Sure."

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